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What is a Robert Schofield?

It is a domesticated bipedal primate native to socially liberal climates like Portland, Oregon.

Though usually docile, it engages in freelance writing when provoked.

For more information on this elusive specimen, visit RobertSchofield.com and ReGeneratorMag.com.

Emails sent to robert [at] robertschofield.com will also result in increased knowledge of the subject.